Sunday, November 29, 2009

Dear Santa

dear santa,

what i would really like for christmas this year is to watch my husband mop the whole house. first, he would have to vacuum every room, because that is what one does before they mop, and then i would like to see him mop the kitchen, hallway, and bathroom. and he has to get it really clean to count. all the pee has to be lifted from behind the toilet. all the stickiness has to be pulled off the kitchen floor. all the dogie footprints and dogie hair has to disappear. and i can sit in the bed and watch.

thank you,


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